Wednesday, August 24, 2005

The Players

Like every good team, we are a diverse group of characters whose interests run deeper than the superficial bounds of this world. We are more than just mere bike jockies, pounding away at the asphalt of the Northeast. As a head start on the many legends and campfire stories that will no doubt be left in the wake of our amazing journey, here's the literary appeal of our team...
















Jeremy: Ethos

Ethos is appeal based on the character of the speaker. Jeremy has character cred to spare. A published author and overall philosophical scholar, Jeremy Hollinger dips his goblet into the essence of humanity, that we may all drink from his cup.














Peter:
Pathos
Pathos is appeal based on emotion. Always willing to lend a hand to help, an ear to listen, or a shoulder to cry on- Peter Dalkner spares us the weight of the world by shielding us from its overwhelming despair with his chiseled, Atlas-like shoulders.




















Matt: Logos
Logos is appeal based on logic or reason. With the robotic accuracy of a computerized vulcan, Matt Garfield crunches numbers and logically assesses the situation at hand with cold, systematic reasoning. Never bothered by the trivial matters of mortal man, he transcends the moment in search of the optimal solution.



















Kevin: Brutos
Brutos is appeal based on sheer brute strength, while completely neglecting any deeper psycological meaning of a character. Kevin Nocoins serves as the eye candy of the team, with the ability to swoon women into finding us places to sleep. He's a beautiful specimen of manhood, just don't let him open his mouth as he'll probably vomit out some stupid joke about farts. Plus he as a cool mustache- handlebar... VERY credible.

1 Comments:

At 6:23 PM, Blogger Matt Garfield said...

there will be NO butter on MY tour. we will subsist on a flavorless mush I call "rootmarm."

 

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